Two Weeks

clipped from www.bestweekever.tv Earlier today, I referenced one of my favorite scenes in cinematic history, from the movie Total Recall: The famous moment when a heavy-set woman is at an airport on Mars, answering security questions, only to repeat the term “Two Weeks” over and over again and start flipping out. Her eyes roll back in her head, she practically foams at the mouth, and THEN… her hair falls off. Just when your mind is about to be blown, everything stops. Her ear comes out like a doorknob, and is twisted, allowing her face to open up like an automatic door. Then, it is revealed: We are actually watching Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape Mars in a dress (it’s good to know rubber fat suits are still available hundreds of years from now). “Get Ready for a Surprise” indeed.

Every time I tell people that there are "Two Weeks!" left until the wedding, I secretly think of that scene from Total Recal where the mask thing Arnold wears to Mars freaks out and keeps saying, "Two weeks... two weeks..." and it gets all garbled. So, while I say, "Two Weeks!" all brightly to people out load, I picture the scene in my head and think "two weeks... two weeks..." like a freak. I kind of feel like a big freak lately - it's insane to me how quickly it's coming!!! It's SO weird that I'll be married in two weeks (lol) and three and a half hours from now. My NAME will be different!! WEIRD! The other night, I sort of tweaked and laughed like a CRAZY person for an hour. Like a Batman villain. I'm wicked excited about everything but it all seems so surreal. I've been waiting and planning for forever and I can't believe that it's all going to really be happening - and SO SOON!!!

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Surprise Dances RULE!

I'm annoying.

clipped from www.glamour.com The most annoying coworkers The Bride-to-be

What's obnoxious is my cube actually looks worse than hers... My coworkers decorated it for me with Cinderella wedding wrapping paper and curly ribbons and I've got pictures of my dress up to inspire me to not snack during the day.

At least I've never had on a tiara at work. (OK, there was that one day with a veil - the one I got off of ebay that the cat ate - but I only really had that on in the bathroom for a second after it arrived in the mail...)

Wow. I'm crazy.