Just laughed at myself in front of the mirror. Immediately stopped laughing. My mouth looked enormous and I think my nose grew to about at least 8 times its size. Also had about a billion wrinkles. Thought occurred to me: when other people are laughing with me, they may actually be laughing at me. Dismissed that thought. If they looked at me while I was laughing, they'd scream in terror and run away. Hmm...

... Was practicing laughing and trying not to look like a fool. Impossible. Tried not opening my mouth, but that produced a severely goofy smile that was almost as scary as the open mouthed laugh...

... If I put my head down when I laugh instead of throwing it back as usual it seems to diminish the size of my mouth and decrease the amount of teeth exposed...

... Best solution: cover my mouth when I laugh. If I forget to do that or my hands are unavailable, I'll demurely lower my head in Princess Di fashion.

Problem: solved.

The stars just weren't doing it for me. I found this skin and Audrey is just so very glamorous... And then I found the quote by her at the top and it just fit so well with the whole "own it" thing so I decided to go with Audrey for a while. I need to create the "friends" and "links" pages and I need to fix my archives...

Still no time for a "real" update... Hopefully I'll post something of substance soon...