Own It

so beck sent me a link to this article which talks about a travel company that has chartered a nude flight from florida to cancun. "Once the plane reaches its cruising altitude, passengers will be invited to disrobe." souh... why do they have to wait until cruising altitude, really? and does the flightstaff disrobe as well? and what will the inflight movie be? there will be no hot drinks served on the flight, and nude passengers will have to keep a towel between them and the seat... that's icky... could you imagine how cold the seat belt buckle would feel on your lap? The article states that they feel that it's a stress relieving environment because when everyone's nude, they're all the same. i beg to differ. i think looking around a plane and seeing a whole bunch of ugly naked people (because come on now, nudists are always the ugly ones) would be pretty stressful... can you imagine if you didn't realize it was a nude flight you were getting on? when the captain says, "we've now reached our cruising altitude of blahdeeblah thousand feet, i'm going to turn off the seatbelt sign and the flight attendants will be around with the beverage cart. and uh, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes." and when they're landing, will they say, "we are now beginning our descent. please make sure your traytables and seats are in an upright and locked position and put your damn clothes on you ugly bunch of freaks!" if i was a flight attendant, they'd have to pay me like, triple time to work that flight. ew.