I love TNT on the weekends. They play all of these great eighties movies that I loved and I'd forgotten about. And I'd never think to rent them. A couple of weekends ago I watched When Harry Met Sally and then Cocktail. Today it's Sixteen Candles and Rain Man...

so last night i headed up to the parents house because i'm ass poor and there's nothing here for me to eat. i had free tacos, and that was good. then wam and i went shopping because she needed soemthing to wear to dad's Christmas party on friday. when we were at boscovs we saw Christmas trees and i mentioned that i couldn't afford one. so wam bought me one (but i made her go to kmart, because the smallest one at boscovs was $50). i got a cute little ghettocharliebrown christmas tree for $17 and some funky polka dot bows and a matching tree skirt. wam even bought me lights, some funky disco garland, and some ornaments. i was so excited to set it up when i got home. go here to see the pics. I love my little funky ghettocharliebrown christmas tree!

So I've decided that I really like Hyundai Tiburons. I especially love the one in this pic:

Isn't it just adorable? Yeah. I think I've outgrown my love for Saturns because now they kind of look like toys to me. But that Tiburon just kicks my ass. So that's what I want next... 'course, I'll probably have to buy a used one, but that's ok... yeah. I wish I didn't like that car so much. Now when I look at mine I get all irritated...

so, i can't believe this show. It's called the Sunday Night Sex Show. It's hosted by some Canadian grandma named Sue Johanson who answers questions from callers about anything related to sex. And it's just so odd to watch. People call in asking about... everything, and little grandma there just talks away. She's got a red and a blue model (like the ones artists use to draw people) behind her that she uses to demonstrate different positions, and she's got a "pleasure chest" that she pulls out and reviews different sex toys. And when she's explaining things to people, she likes to use a lot of hand motions. It's just so disturbing. She often tells people to go down to their local sex shop to purchase different items. Like for the one caller that Sue told the woman to go down to her local sex shop and buy a small butt plug called the "wild thing." Disturbing. She knew a specific name for one. Canadians are kind of weird. They talk about sex etc and then end the call with, "Ok, thanks, good enough!" like they were just buying tires or something. One guy called in, and he was just a complete asshole. He said that he and his girlfriend had anal sex two days ago and that since then she'd been bleeding. He didn't seem to be concerened that she'd been bleeding for two days, he just wanted to know when they were going to be able to do it again. Sue told him that he needed to take his girlfriend to the "emerge" (which is apparently what they call the ER in Canada). What an ass though. I think Sue should have told him to put his girlfriend on the phone so that she could tell her to dump his ass and go to the emerge herself. Anyway. I just couldn't believe this show existed. Beck told me about it before, but I wasn't quite prepared to watch this sweet little old lady demonstrate how to use sex toys, etc. The show is like a car wreck: horrifyingly fascinating.